Rush Limbaugh had the utter gall to tear in to the First Lady for eating a rib dinner in Colorado, on a ski vacation with her kids. He accused her of hypocrisy, and inferred that she is fat. Has that fool looked in the mirror lately?
Listen:
cousin avi responds, and obliterates the dumbstupid Limbaugh in an awesome manner, as well as describing Michelle Obama to a T. Enjoy:
What strikes me, though, is the rather obvious core motive for it. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, strong mother of two, exudes class, makes dress designers look talented, and holds a JD from Harvard Law School. She's not only obviously healthy, profoundly charming, and stone cold competent, she's the First Lady of the United States.
Rush, Viagra/Oxycontin/Dominican Sex Tours notwithstanding, is a fat dropout currently married to the fourth woman who could hold down her gag reflex long enough to sign a pre-nup to get close to all that money.
The bitterness...it stings. And no amount of money or Haitian child prostitutes can make the pain stop.
Adding…. another commenter on Cesca’s site pointed out that FLOTUS wasn’t exactly eating a bunch of high cal ribs like most of us do when we eat ribs, she was having a much lower calorie, healthier, and more elegant treat at Kelly Liken:
- pickled pumpkin salad with arugula
- braised ancho-chile short rib with hominy wild mushrooms
- sautéed kale
Bite us, Limbaugh.
via Bob Cesca



















