But I have to say that I am really pissed off at the Today Show for allowing that miserable witch illiterate shrew in eyeglasses to get on their show and spew comments about Obama’s “failed socialist policies”, and so forth, withoutany pushback from, say, Matt Lauer, who didn’t follow up on that comment at all. At all. Seriously.
“But before I go, let me share with you my final thoughts on my campaign. After months of crisscrossing this great land of ours and participating in over three hundred televised debates, I am being disqualified because of an extramarital affair. And that raises the following question: are you fucking kidding me? I mean, let’s get real. I never heard of Libya. I didn’t know whether that CNN dude’s name was Wolf or Blitz. And my only training for running the #1 nation in the world was running its #8 pizza chain. Yet none of that, I repeat, none of that disqualified me. In fact, I was the front-fucking-runner, as long as I kept my 9-9-9 in my pants.(I have no idea what I meant by that — I just like saying 9-9-9.)”
- Andy Borowitz on the idiocy of modern Republicans.
Adding........more on Herman Cain's dumbassery from Steve Benen.
President Obama kicked some serious butt last night at the White House Correspondents Dinner, much of the butt-kicking aimed at Donald Trump, America’s preeminent race baiter. I especially loved the Lion King segment. A small bit of President Obama’s segment Via TPM:
Donald Trump is here tonight! (Laughter and applause.) Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald. (Laughter.) ... [A]ll kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. (Laughter.) For example -- no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice -- (laughter) -- at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Lil' Jon or Meatloaf. (Laughter.) You fired Gary Busey. (Laughter.) And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night.
In for it are GE for its stellar record of paying zero dollars in U.S. taxes at the same time that they outsourced our jobs overseas, President Obama for appointing GEs CEO to head up the jobs panel, and NBC for its lack of coverage on GEs (NBCs parent company, along with Comcast) propensity for tax dodging.
Personally, I never, ever, ever watch Fox News. Watching the clips of people such as Megan Kelly, Bill O"Reilly, et al, is more than enough for me. It makes me feel like I need brain bleach. Gah....
Jon Stewart compares teachers to Wall Street and highlights the utterly disgusting hypocrisy of Fox.
Listening to these morons has to make you wonder if the words “sane”, “politician” and “republican” can ever again legitimately appear in the same sentence. Enjoy.
Colbert mocks the fake deficit hawks also known as Republicans and Conservadems, regarding their completely disingenuous hand-wringing over the impending expiration of the Bush tax cuts for the very wealthy.
In this "unedited" video, Andrew Breitbart stands before an audience and admits to all manner of interesting things such as doing crack cocaine during the birth of his children, having sexual issues, being a narcissist and finally, at the end of the video, states
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